The Elfbrand Manifesto

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When a wise and brave ally created Orcbrand, the call was answered by thousands who eagerly joined the horde. To show my solidarity, I too adopted the brand for a time. Though not fully invested, I threw enough of my mild weight in to consequently be asked about Orcbrand in an interview with a persistently curious fellow. Yet, deep down I knew that I could never truly be an Orc. I share almost none of the physical or mental characteristics required. Orcs are large, strong, loud, obnoxious and barbarous creatures with generally low impulse control. They are aggressive and have an unquenchable thirst for battle. They are not much in the way of tactical strategic creatures but boldly charge forward toward whichever target they are fixated on. No, it would be an insult to both the orcs and my kin to call myself one. I briefly considered applying to be leader of a subspecies of Gretchin and their herd, but Gretchin are typically cannon fodder(though occasionally clever) and are simply smaller versions of orcs rather than something completely different. No, not a Gretchin either. This begs the question, who am I? Who
are we?

For those of us not quite large or brutish enough to pass as orcbrand but with agility, insatiable curiosity, and beautiful thoughts, clearly we are elfbrand. In contrast with the Orcs, I have a slender(yet fit) build and am more inclined to rely on attributes of cunning, stealth, imagination and cleverness when engaging with my enemies. One of my ex-girlfriends would often comment on my having “elf ears.” It was a running meme between us that she had fairy ears(not like a “gay” definition of fairy, but like the female variety such as Tinkerbelle or the ones that give you hearts in Legend of Zelda) and I had elf ears, and thus ours was a romance between fairy and elf. I make no apology for the foray into degenerate interspecism (though I regret the relationship for a plethora of other reasons.)

At this point you may be wondering what Elfbrand is all about. Like, what makes an elf? What do we really believe? I offer this as the official Elfbrand manifesto:

The Elfbrand Manifesto

By B.W. Rabbit

-As elves we are distrustful of outsiders. We are conscious of their reckless, potentially destructive nature and actively plot ways to keep them out and avoid having to interact with them whenever possible.

– Whilst the brutish orcs revel in their pompous machismo and bravado, we remain perched in the treetops of the lost woods, our elven bows polished at the ready – quivers filled with silver arrows – ever the cunning.

– We are psychically sensitive beings, have a love of animals and frequently look to the cosmos, allst the while exploring nature. Whereas the thuggish alpha beasts are likely to blurt out uncouth epithets like “that’s so gay!” at the notion of any admiration of beauty, expression of sentimentality or emotion…we merely roll our eyes, tune them out and continue with the business of soul searching and expanding our collective consciousness.

-Advanced science(often mistaken for magical power by more primitive creatures) is a critical component of elven society and when combined with stealth allows us to defend ourselves when vastly outnumbered.

– Elfbrand contains different factions and much diversity. There are the space-faring Eldar, the natural and homeopathic driven “wood elves,” the cruel and cunning dark elves and so on. We all share the same features and abilities, but they manifest themselves differently among different elven societies according to established norms.

– Increased perception is one of our most defining traits. Seemingly introverted and curious we have a tendency to perceive and understand rather then prematurely judge. Those who identify as Elfbrand are most likely to
fall under the INTP Myers-Briggs personality type.

– Elfbrand men are most closely aligned with beta males(though not the squeaky, fat, neckbeard variety.) Romantic, empathetic and understanding. In the true medieval fashion we have a tendency to white knight even when their is no tangible reward to be reaped. Even the most gallant and alpha embodying among us take on the likeness of a charismatic metrosexual. While the entitled frat bro styled orcmen pillage and plunder the pussy, we opt for style, chivalry, clever humor and establishing a psychic link with the female. We recognize that we will be unlimately be less successful numbers wise but will make more spiritually meaningful connections when we occasionally do make them.

– We place an emphasis on the aesthetic of a society, which often puts us at odds with laissez faire capitalist creatures who sacrifice aesthetic for cheapness, abundance and convenience. Elfbranders marvel at the beautiful expensive sofa that’s uncomfortable to sit on, while other creatures enthusiastically tear down magnificent buildings to make way for cheap, stucco minimalls filled with Jamba Juice smoothie franchises and AT&T wireless stores.

– Our advantageous battle characteristics are swiftness, accuracy, resourcefulness, and adaptability. Our weaknesses are lack of physical strength, reduced numbers and an aversion to direct confrontation. When faced with an aggressive and more powerful adversary, we would be more apt to distract the enemy by throwing them a slab of meat, bypass their defenses and patiently wait for a moment to strike, like thieves in the night…narrowly escaping the barbarian’s firm grip with the agile swiftness of a thousand gazelles.

Note: We are not usually at odds with our orc allies. In many ways it would seem we complement each other. It is important merely to point out memetic and strategic differences, understanding with clarity what our respective roles are in ongoing skirmishes with anarchists, libertarians and SJW goblins.

#Elfbrand

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Reflections of an “Anonymous Coward”

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If an HR department at any publicly traded corporation discovered that, under your real name, you had written(or merely even faved) tweets critical of Jews, blacks, immigrants, women, gays, trans etc. you’d be fired in two seconds. One of the problems with unchecked, transnational capitalism is that desire for money literally trumps everything. Big companies will sell out their own local communities, their people’s culture and even the security of the nation for a few bucks. Corporations care more about dollars than anything. Even when companies engage in diversity initiatives and philanthropic endeavors, these too are ultimately driven by profits. Though some people in the company may genuinely care about said causes on some level, the gestures themselves are still essentially just shrewd public relations stunts, designed to give the company a positive image and act as a force field to deflect any SJW criticism. A company will not knowingly associate their brand with anything or anyone that could even potentially be controversial. I myself was once denied a job at a solid ad agency on the basis of a few mild tweets(on my real account) that were uncovered in the final stages of the hiring/interview process. Lately I’ve been inclined to stick with more entry level positions where my visibility would not be high enough in a company to draw attention to any of my political activism. The current company I work for enforces a policy that “an employee should not take public political stands.” Note: they’re talking about any public political stands(ie “Obamacare sucks!”) to say nothing of the the controversial HBD and anti-democracy stuff we advocate for.

Anissimov argues that the problem the Right faces right now is anonymity:

The main problem that the neoreactionary Right faces right now is anonymity. Three years ago it was not enough people. Now, many, many new people are joining, but the vast majority are doing so under the cover of anonymity.

It is somewhat strange that he would be advocating these 1000s of people should boldly shed their anonymity, given that just recently he declared NRx to only be about 8 people, with the rest being merely fans. Why would anyone risk their job, just to publicly be part of a “fan club” or something which has declared itself not even seeking to be a popular movement. If it’s just a secret, small group of intellectuals engaged in a school of thought…why not just keep it a secret, who cares? What’s in it for the rest of us, “the fans?”

In my view, the problem with the new right isn’t that too many of us are anonymous. If 5000 reactionaries went public with their real names, then those people would be fired from their jobs the moment any one of their employers made the connection. All it takes is one SJW to locate your Linkedin account and fire off an email to your employer, and bam! you’re toast. No corporation will stick their neck out for a racialist. Let us not forget people like John Derbyshire were even fired from “conservative” publications, because they felt his(mild by comparison to some of ours) opinions were damaging to National Review’s image. We’ve even seen the likes of Roosh V get in on the PC thought policing act when it comes to protecting his profitable e-book brand.

Rather, the real issue is that we lack our own institutions.

This is where my friends and I work now. Be sure and let our bosses know how offended you are by our politically incorrect opinions.

This is where my friends and I work now. Be sure and let our bosses know how offended you are by our politically incorrect opinions.

Imagine if the entire company you worked for was run by and staffed throughout with “neo-nazis”, secessionists, monarchists, daughters of the confederacy, ethnonationalists or whomever. In such a scenario, if the SJW mob came after you, your bosses ideally would laugh their asses off. Again though, this brings us back to the issue of capitalism and it’s associated PC pressures(just look at all the problems SeaWorld has had.) Would such an organization survive all the bad crimethink PR in the present US environment? Would they stand by you? Maybe, maybe not.

So when should one go public? Financial independence should be the condition for using your real name. If you need to work for a company to pay your rent or support your family, you probably have to stay anon. It should be the goal of every new rightist to be able to reach a state of financial security when he can say whatever we wants and remain largely unscathed by any attacks from the outrage brigade. Anonymity, like other covert operations can be incredibly effective. One of the things that so frustrates SJWs is that they can’t stop anonymous people from commenting on current events, which is why they’re trying to force companies like Google, Yahoo etc to make people use their real name in comment sections.

Would the Vietcong have been successful had they come out and told everyone who they were before the Tet Offensive? And don’t say “but The Tet Offensive was actually a military failure.” Yes, I’m aware of that. From a propaganda standpoint it was an important psychological victory, though. I like the concept of our own metaphorical “Tet offensive” where we pick a date two or three years from now, a day of the rabbit so to speak, when out of nowhere thousands upon thousands of us come out using our real names, sending shock waves throughout the media. In the meantime we would slowly prepare and work toward being financially independent by that date.

Most of us would like to use our real names. It would be beneficial to me for sure. We just need to buy a little time. If for some reason we get doxxed and outed before we’re ready, the only thing to do at that point is just to “rock it” and charge full speed ahead.

How PC Overreach and Modern Black Behavior Radicalized Generation X Whites

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Remember that one sunny Saturday afternoon in the summer of 1985, spent riding through the suburbs with the windows rolled down in your mom’s Ford Fairmont, fresh out of just seeing Back To The Future, and in the background “The Power of Love” is blasting from the stereo? I’m sure you can recall such innocent times as those when you were opening up a few crisp new packs of 2nd Series Garbage Pail Kids or M.U.S.C.L.E. figurines while on your way to a friend’s birthday party at Chuck E.Cheese. Did you live for Saturday morning cartoons like Monchichis and Dungeons and Dragons? Are you nostalgic for those days and have trouble letting fond memories of a better world slip away? If so and you’re white, then by now you may be an evil racist like me.

Alex P Keaton wondering if Nixon would approve of him reading Vdare articles

Alex P Keaton confessing to Nixon that he’s started reading Vdare articles

I was never raised to be racist. Never in my wildest “Friday The 13th” induced nightmares did I think I would become one. Generation X white children of the late 1970’s and 80’s were brought up and educated in cultural marxist institutions that, while not as lockstep PC and gulag modeled as those of the almost universally brainwashed millennials, certainly did not encourage or promote racist attitudes on any level. There was a brief window in time from roughly 1975-1988 when young whites raised in that era were willing to embrace multiculturalism and a color blind society. I shall refer to this time period as “The Window,” and it’s symbolized I think by role models like Irv Cross, who exemplified what a successful post-racial society could look like. It was only when we began to realize that only whites were supposed to be color blind while all other races were encouraged to identify with their own race and advocate racial solidarity, that some of us started to get the impression we were being scammed. The image of blacks as illiterate thugs and violent degenerates was not one that I had as a child. It slowly materialized for me over many years and was a result of observations of actual blacks in action as well as a reaction to the way they themselves had chosen to represent themselves in popular culture. As a kid, I remember saying the N-word to a black kid only once, on the playground while we were fighting over a ball at recess in 1989, and he of course called me a honky, and we were friends again 5 minutes later. I don’t think I ever thought negatively about blacks in the generality, associated them with gangster stereotypes or had doubts about diversity until the early 90’s, around the time of The L.A. riots. Preconceived negative images of blacks already existed among many older whites of course, but the point is that in our generation they were not shared to a great extent, and their existence was actually perpetuated by blacks themselves(an indirectly by their ethnomasochist white enablers.)

Chances are, if you’ve ever uttered a politically incorrect sentiment about blacks or Hispanics, someone has responded with “you need to get out more and actually get to know these people,” as if you’ve never had a chance to experience the “joys” of diversity. It must have never crossed their mind that such experiences may have been the catalyst which induced your racism in the first place. Despite what black leaders and yuppie white liberals would have me believe, living in big cities like Los Angeles and being exposed to large scale diversity actually reinforced those negative stereotypes and exponentially amplified whatever minor ingrained racist attitudes I previously had, rather than erased them. That experience is consistent with Harvard political scientist Robert Putnam’s assessment of diversity in the contemporary classic, “Bowling Alone.” Even the most ethnomasochist white liberals(as well as some blacks!) aren’t stupid enough to walk around black neighborhoods at night and send their kids to predominantly black schools, if you look at their revealed preferences rather than listen to their phony idealistic catch phrases. When hordes of introspection lacking, feral blacks riot over one of their own being killed or hurt by police(often under ambiguous circumstances,) non-SJW whites aren’t thinking “Gee what can we do to understand blacks better or make them not want to act so angry?” Instead we’re thinking “Okay, I think I’m done with this diversity crap. Let them have their neighborhoods to themselves, and let’s put a stop to this before someday every major city looks like Mogadishu.”

Koreans taking a break from shopkeeping to enjoy the fruits of diversity during the LA riots.

Koreans taking a break from shopkeeping to enjoy the fruits of diversity during the LA riots.

After decades of being told diversity has been great for us, despite all the evidence being to the contrary(have Detroit, Oakland, Memphis, Gary, Los Angeles, New Orleans, Baltimore, Birmingham, etc. become better places to live since becoming majority black?) our antiquated, privileged, Generation X, Gobstopper fueled, 1980’s IBM supercomputer brains are beginning to learn the futility of playing the game at all, much like “Joshua” in the movie Wargames. We’ve been branded racist for life merely for being born white, and there’s nothing we can do except bend over and allow blacks to take charge and metaphorically screw us up the ass until they’re satisfied past injustices(real or imagined) have been redressed(though we are never precisely told when that will be or what specifically needs to happen.) With this being the “inevitable” future that social justice warriors believe we should embrace, is it any wonder Generation X whites are simply saying “Fuck it” and becoming openly racist? Without any significant defense representation against anti-whitism in the major political parties(John Boehner? I mean really…) former Alex P. Keaton, 80’s republican kids like me suddenly find ourselves flirting with cringeworthy elements of white nationalism…as it’s the only corner in the diversity maze left that isn’t openly hostile to whites. It seems we will have to be the ones to stand up for our people and attempt to preserve some recognizable semblance of the civilized, Heinleinian, space colonization bound world we grew up in.

"You don't want Salt Lake City to become as diverse as Oakland? What are you some kind of racist piece of shit?"

“You don’t want Salt Lake City to become as diverse as Oakland? What are you some kind of racist piece of shit?”

Next time some yuppie white SJW reptilian scum calls you a racist or tries to lecture you about “white privilege,” instead of cowardly pleading with them about you’re not some evil racist, and reaching for your dime store “I have a lot of black friends” amulet, just say “Yeah, so what if I’m racist? I’ve got some privilege for you to suck on.” If you haven’t yet, you should give it a try. It’s a liberating feeling I promise(making the statement I mean, not “sucking on my privilege.”) We have really reached a (less than) zero-sum game at this point with diversity. Not all blacks are criminals or bad people. Many of them are awesome and some are even more pro-white than most actual white people, but I’ve seen enough World Star videos and ridden the bus enough times to realize that living with large populations of blacks isn’t worth it on balance, and after the latest rounds of rioting and increasing instances blacks setting people on fire… it is an idea that in 2015 I am simply no longer interested in entertaining. If you don’t like it, feel free to find me a Delorean on Craigslist, call Doc Brown, and have him send me back to the comparatively sane world of 1985.

Postcards From Xenophobia

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Greetings! So I started this subversive blog so I could write honestly about politics and be my race realist self without being ostracized by all my SJW, cultural marxist hipster friends, and within 48 hours I’ve already had some nutjob try to recruit me into the Klan….as in the actual KKK, as well as interacted with real life neo-nazis(as opposed to the conservatives who get called “neo nazis” by the media just because they oppose things like affirmative action and mass immigration from third world shitholes.) Is this what it’s gonna be like to transition to writing about politically incorrect topics? If so I have a lot more respect for people like Paul Kersey, Colin Flaherty, John Derbyshire, Patrick Cleburne, Steve Sailer etc. Seriously, why can’t I be getting messages from hot Hungarian Jobbik babes or sexy southern women rocking confederate flag bikinis? Instead I get called a “multicultural liberal” by retarded youtube commenters because I don’t openly embrace Hitler and nazi symbols or think cartoon drawings featuring crude depictions of jews are in good taste. The thing is, I’m so far removed from and have so little interest in Nazi culture, that I don’t even recognize the imagery as a “red flag” when I see it in some dude’s avatar or cover photo(aside from the obvious stuff like swastikas and Iron Crosses.) Like, can’t I just be mildly racist in the name of preserving civilization and point out PC media double standards without getting involved in any of this other creepy shit? I mean, zOMG!

As Duck Enlightenment eloquently pointed out on Twitter though, the left never disowns its own kook extremists, so I guess we just have tolerate these “American History X” archetypes as reluctant allies(or would that be “axis?”) for the fact that at least they are not overtly hostile to white people. The good news is there are a lot of cool and normal seeming people that aren’t anti-white, and I have made a lot of talented new friends. There are actually some race conscious attractive white girls, too. Though you have to be careful, because their avatars can be deceiving, and some of them are just men attempting to spread the message more effectively by using a hot babe’s photo to gain followers(or merely showcase white beauty) so try not to fall for that marketing tactic. That’s all for now. Wish you were here!

The American “Black Privilege” Check Card, Don’t Leave Home Without It!

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We all know that white privilege is a real thing. Caucasians tend to take certain intrinsic, institutional advantages they have for granted, such as having a dad in the picture, growing up in a civilized neighborhood, going to a private school, or even just being able to drive to the natural foods store late at night for some organic Rice Milk without being pulled over by the boys in blue. As a privileged white person, if you do happen to get stopped by the police for having a tail light out or something, you’re more likely to be let off with a wink and a warning rather than get your ass kicked and have some drugs planted on you like an oppressed black person would. You can even browse the local antique store and casually admire their collection of Ellsworth Kelly signed lithographs without some busybody shopkeeper following you around giving you the evil eye like you’re about to pocket a handful of Morgan dollars or something. Having said all that, being white isn’t always all it’s “crackered” up to be, and sometimes blackness comes with its own societal fringe benefits. Here are some neat perks you get with your Black Privilege card:

– The magical ability to set people on fire as well as completely demolish your own communities and still manage to blame the whole ordeal on systemic racism (and have prominent race hustlers and guilty white ethnomasochists make excuses for your behavior on the basis of ancestral injustices!) Some of the more stubbornly self hating, social justice warrior whites will continue to apologize and wonder what they wrongly did to provoke you even if they are the actual victim of your attack. Those that believe liberals can still be mugged by reality might be underestimating the extent cultural marxism has infiltrated the critical thought processes of status whoring millennials.

– A potential employer will be reluctant to deny you the job for fear that he might be sued for discrimination, even if you’re not the most qualified candidate. If a white male threatened to sue for discrimination, and the evidence was in his favor he would still most likely be laughed out of town with taunts like “Bahaha! Sue me for discrimination? You can’t be serious. You’re so oppressed haha, good one!” Of course, as an African-American, once you do get hired the threat of a discrimination lawsuit will make them hesitant to fire you, regardless of how well you perform the job. Nothing to worry about at, really, since big corporations value the positive PR that being able to show how diverse they are brings them so much, that they will be salivating at the opportunity to hire any halfway intelligent, well socialized black person.

– The ability to be loud and obnoxious on the bus without having to worry that someone will tell you to sit down and shut up because they will be terrified you might attack them if they say anything or even “look at you crazy.” This also applies to other public places, like movie theaters. As a bonus, some young white people will find your outspoken and aggressive behavior entertaining and charismatic, and  they may even try to mimic it when they’re with their friends.

– If you are part of a mob riot or even commit a horrific crime, it probably won’t become a national news story. If it does though, no worries as the news article most likely won’t mention what race was involved and instead will just report that the perpetrators were “teens” or “youths.” If some white privileged citizen journalist posts in the comments section that the attacker’s name was “D’Marquis” or something and discovers it was yet another black crime, that person will be shamed as a hateful racist by mobs of social justice warriors for having the audacity to notice the race of the criminal.

– If you get into a confrontation with police, even if you end up being killed or severely injured (and regardless of the facts or circumstances) you will be celebrated as a hero in the black community, as well as in high status, white ethnomasochist social circles. People will march, riot, and commit random revenge killings against innocent people, all in your honor. No matter what the truth about your character, you will be henceforth  be referred to euphemistically as a “gentle giant” or “aspiring college student.” If you look too thuggish or gangster in your most recent photos, the media will use cute ones from your 10th birthday party instead which will be guaranteed to tear at the heartstrings. You will even get your own Wikipedia entry edited from an SJW point of view..

– As an athlete, you can sound completely illiterate in a post game interview with a sports reporter, and if anyone dares to call you out on how inarticulate you are or they make some ignorant comment like “how in the world did this guy make it through college?” that person will be publicly shamed in the media and be branded a bigot for life. Most likely though, the young, starstruck, cultural marxism indoctrinated white female (or male) sportscaster will just want to be “down with you” and will be so excited about how “animated” and “passionate” your delivery is, they will completely overlook the fact that they couldn’t understand a word you said. No anti-racist would expect anything more out of you or think of you as capable enough of a human being to be held to the same standards as other races, as that would be offensive.

 

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This a just a sampling of the dividends that having black privilege card can yield, but of course there are many more, like a woman just automatically assuming you have a large member, without you ever even having to whip it out or snapchat it to her. Unfortunately for white ethnomasochists, you will never be able to get a black privilege card. No matter how many times you read “To Kill A Mockingbird,” no matter much you apologize for slavery and Jim Crow, no matter how many “Justice for Trayvon” rallies you attend, or how many people you get fired from their jobs for having a politically incorrect opinion or making a racist joke, or how often you excuse their violent behavior in situations like the L.A. riots (or everyday for that matter,) most blacks will never see you as one of them. They may even get annoyed at your attempts to pander to them or act like you can identify with their experience.

In the end they will respect you more if you flaunt your privilege, embrace your heritage and respect them for theirs.